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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

(Source: toptumbles)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali)

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straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

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